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KIDNAPPERMANIA.COM!
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I like the way that title sounds. Since it is obvious that Mason hasn’t enough unique friends to save him for a while, I am hereby taking over the site and posting a few things of my own! So the first order of business is duct tape! I have a little experience with the stuff myself (as you saw in my video). Well, did you know there are tons of other uses for it and it even comes in different colors. Here’s a link to a site dedicated to duct tape’s fashion appeal. Duct tape also extremely strong and yet you can tear it easily. I can attest to its strength since it has been quite effective at keeping our vlogger pal most quiet. With a mouth like his, I am impressed with how well the tape has held up.

Now, as for my other show and tell item: Ice pick. Does anyone use these things on ice anymore? I am guessing not very often. An icepick is a tool used to break-up, pick, or chip at ice. It resembles a scratch awl, but is designed for picking at ice rather than wood. Before the invention of modern refrigerators, ice picks were common household tools used for separating and shaping the blocks of ice used in ice boxes. In more recent times, the ice pick, for some reason has been portrayed as a sinister tool. In the movies, and on television, and even the board game Clue. Okay, the ice pick is not in the Clue game, but it should be. It’s much scarier than a candlestick.

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4 Comments to “KIDNAPPERMANIA.COM!”

  1. Please, you have a whole herd of upset Appaloosas here: me, Freedom, Ginger, Hank, Scooby, Salty, Coehlo…we need the DOR to see Mason everyday or she will go nuts. Help a group of spotted ponies out won’t you?

  2. So I was wondering when I subscribed to Kidnappermania and then it hit me: You fiends! How dare you kidnap Mason AND take over his blog . . . to talk about duct tape and ice picks???

  3. Grace says:

    This is not funny – just sayin’

  4. co-co says:

    this is sick Mason should not be kidnapped I mean really he’s a celebrity shouldn’t he just hire a body guard for crying out loud

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