I am so glad everyone is still checking on me. I am not officially back but it won’t be long now. I had to get over the emotional trauma of my last adventure. I don’t want to talk about it. So, don’t ask!

I got away and crept through the woods in the dark and everything! I was almost wishing I was back with the kidnapper it was so scary! Okay, not really! But I am super glad to be back on my site and rid of the kidnapper!

Mason has gotten away from the kidnapper! Now the kidnapper is worried. Can anyone help find Mason? Will he ever be found? He is not in the dryer and I have looked everywhere! When your favorite vlogger goes missing, it is no laughing matter! Help the kidnapper find Mason!

I have a knack for blogging. That puppet just said a bunch of nonsense. I, however, give useful information and content. In this video, I show you tools and give you each one’s particular use.

I like the way that title sounds. Since it is obvious that Mason hasn’t enough unique friends to save him for a while, I am hereby taking over the site and posting a few things of my own! So the first order of business is duct tape! I have a little experience with the stuff myself

Yes, I see there are 21 comments on the last post. However, I require 20 people with reasons why I should let him go. Quite frankly, I have had little trouble with the little guy and am perfectly willing to continue holding him as long as needed. The quiet has been good [...]

Mason has been kidnapped! You may never see your precious little blogger again! I suggest you do exactly as I say, and don’t try any funny business. This could get ugly!

Well, I have lots more stuff! You may remember, the last time I did a Show and Tell Show. If not, watch it again. This video post where I show and tell again may be my longest video yet. It’s nearly 2 minutes in length. So, this ought to count for 2 posts. If I can hold your attention for the entire time, you may want to reconsider your own mental well-being. These days, 2 minutes is long enough to get lunch, order a t-shirt from My Store, or get married!

I was feeling quite poorly as you all know, but being the trooper that I am, I still found enough strength to shoot yet another hilarious video. (With literal dark circles under my eyes and everything!) By the way, the outpouring of sympathy and kind pick-me-ups, was amazing! You guys really are nuts! (about me, of course). So thanks and believe me I am quite fit a able now!

I am sick today. I took some Nyquil and am wishing I had not. The side effects are horrendous! I sound like my mother and I am groggy. I saw that all the other bloggers still post when they are sick and so I was compelled to do so also. So, here I am, in a weakened state for your viewing pleasure.

I joined a new group called vloggerheads.com. It is a site dedicated to people who like to vlog. Vlog is short for video blog. That’s basically what I have been doing here at masonmania. So, anytime I can find more people to appreciate me, I’m all for it!

Oscar Mayer died yesterday and many folks will not even notice. We have enjoyed his products and commercials and this icon should not be forgotten. Watch my latest video post and remember who is the king of the grill!

Subliminal messages might be real. I am not sure. It does seem kinda sneaky to me, though. I’m sure MY audience would never fall for such nonsense anyway! It’s just not right. Trying to get people to buy things or do things with a hidden message. Backhanded, I tell you, backhanded! I could not take part in things like that. This latest video post shows what I believe in regards to hidden messages. Watch and see for yourself.

Happy 4th of July! Here, though it is not a video post, I have a list of all the things you really should do to celebrate. Don, over at beyondleftfield said all the serious stuff for me so go there, when you’re through here, and read what he had to say. He did say to enjoy this day and that’s where my list comes from. Do these things and you are sure to have a blessed day!

Can sock puppets really sing? Well, I am no ordinary sock puppet! I can do it all! My musical talents are limitless and this music video post is the proof in the puddin’! In the tradition of Lefty Frizzell, Hank Snow, Hank Williams, just to name a few you will be brought to tears for some reason or another!

Being on Entrecard for a month or so now, I have made some observations about some of its members. I thought now was a good time to share these with you! If you are a regular active participant in Entrecard, you should get a kick out of this post. If you are [...]

Remember talking into a fan when you were a kid? Or maybe you are a kid now and have done it recently. Or maybe you are an adult and talk into fans at work to the dismay of your coworkers! This fan talking activity is, my opinion, a worthwhile endeavor. It’s funny and relieves stress! Just yell at someone through a fan and see how angry you can sound! Like sucking helium! Hey……hmmm?

So a friend of mine told me about a place called Cognito and told me I should go there. Okay, its not a place but rather a way of life I have adapted with my growing popularity. This video post will show you how you too can go incognito to avoid paparazzi and other crazed lunatics!

My newest short video post is kind of blurry. Sorry for that. I usually shoot these with one take and this is no exception. I did not see the point in going back and reshooting just so you could see my face more clearly. I know you are disappointed but you’ll just have to wait for the next clear post. Just take this as an opportunity to examine the background. It’s clear as a bell!

I had a girl, she was so sweet. She was the sweetest girl I’d ever seen. I wrote this song about her and how she left me feeling blue. This musical video is sure to bring a tear to your eye. In the tradition of the many great blues singers before me, I pour my heart out and even do my own fill licks.

This short funny video post is a show and tell where you get to see a few of the things I have collected over the years. There’s a black light, a turtle shell, a papier mache monster, a crazy chair and don’t forget the Elvis cow or the bird house that looks like a car! You’ll be amazed and shocked! Don’t ask me where I got all this stuff.

My latest short video post: Do cats twitter? I see that cats who blog, twitter, or otherwise use the internet are quite popular. Cat bloggers, cat twitterers, and cat videos seem to be all over. I just don’t get this and thought I would share my view on it.

Well, I did not have it out with Mom after all. In this short video post I explain why and I guess everything is okay between us now. This video blog has taken a mind of its own and with my weird and unusual mother for a sidekick, who knows how far it will take me? Enjoy this funny video from masonmania.

In this short video, I show you the scary part of my house. I will also tell a scary story about an old lady who used to live here. This creepy door is in the room where it all happened. You can hear the rain in the background which adds to the creepiness. This short video post is sure to scare you to death. Watch with caution! There may be a surprise ending!

I discovered my mother had hijacked my blog and posted videos without me knowing it! As one might imagine, I am furious! How could she? And trying to get a date or something. Talking smack about me and asking you not to watch me anymore. I am going to let her have it. I mean, really really let her have it! This short video post is a real scream. Social commentary at its finest!

you people on the internet just don’t have better things to do. When I was young, we used to enjoy outdoor activities. But I thought I would see if there were any available gentlemen out there for me. Don’t you like what you see? I thought you would!

This is Mason’s mom. Listen to me!

This entrecard thing is a real trip! I try to do all my clicks but it takes a while and I turn into a pumpkin! Bless those of you who have nothing better to do than click, click, click! The blogging community will appreciate this short video post by a blogger about bloggers. Hope no one is offended! A social commentary piece about bloggers and the bubble gum nature of internet users.

I learned a new word today: snarky! Yeah i guess I really didn’t learn it but I saw it! It was on starcasm.net. They make fun of celebrities and such. They are pretty low tech. Pencil, notebook paper, typewriter. That’s it! And people flock to read it! Go figure! David Hasselhoff, Lindsey Lohan, Farrah Fawcett. They’re all on there too. snarky,snarky, snarky!

Ever wonder where that lost sock goes? Well of course it made it in the drayer but then where? This short video post will not explain but is sure to make you laugh! A blogging sock had to eventually end up in the dryer and here I am. I was stuck in the dryer but found out it wasnt so bad. I am a sock after all. weeeee!

This short video post is about mason getting high on coffee. I was a little jittery when i posted this as you can tell. it was just a store brand i didn’t even pay 5 dollars a cup for it. I’m just so full of energy, energy, energy! hehehe. you should try it! roasted it in the coffee pot and didn’t even put sugar in it. it probably would have made me real crazy if i had put some sugar in it. Social commentary about overdoing it with coffee or anything for that matter.

I’ve gotten some good responses and want to say thank you personally.  Without you, the fan, I would not be the global hit that I am.  I guess I was born to blog and you were born to watch me blog!  Seriously, keep coming back and I will try to make it worth your while.           Love, [...]

the media had me a little concerned about this swine flu thing. last year it was the bird flu, and the year before that, it was mad cow’s disease! what will be the next big thing next year. you know, it’s still just the flu! I did lock myself in an isolation chamber even though in retrospect that might have been over the top! i feel much better now.

Social commentary about family and their reactions to the things we do or not do. In this short video post, my mother finally saw the web site/blog and I had told her to call me and tell me what she thought. well, you know mothers. she was not too impressed as you can imagine and she said i can’t understand you. well, i fixed her didn’t i? hehehe. the rest is hard to hear.

It’s very late at my house. it’s dark. i just don’t like the dark. when i was little, my mother used to watch those scary movies. i did not like them. i used to look at the paneling on my wall and see scary creatures like monsters and wolves. it was scary, very scary. i could have just turned the light on! A cute ghost story-like video post. Social commentary about moms and traumatization.

I just got back from the beach. it was sandy. kids and people and dogs and sand everywhere. i won’t be going back. i did get these cool shades though. i would not suggest going to the beach. just get you some cool sunglasses and some bermuda shorts and say you went to the beach. that’s all.

I have had a lot of suggestions about upcoming mason shows and in case you haven’t noticed, this is my show. i will not be your puppet! my last name is not dixon! it’s like sting, or madonna, or cher. it’s just mason. that’s all i need!

Mason has lost his job. Can you help?

My sweet memories of being with you.

Ok, these videos posted thus far should get you caught up with Mason’s Stuff.  I am still getting the hang of this internet business but should improve with time.  After all, I am an entertainer and spewer of useless information and thoughts, not a web site designer.  Thank you. Bye-Bye!

Mason warns of the perils of online friendships.

Mason finds entertainment on a rainy day. What’s that smell?

Mason discovers the joys of internet blabbering.

Hello.  This is the first post on this site.  There will be more and hopefully you will return and watch and read what I leave here for you.  It really is funny stuff, if I do say so myself.!